You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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