A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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