Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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