Ambien. No doubt about it.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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