Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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