I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
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His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
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I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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