She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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