who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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