I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
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Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
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There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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