I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
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