fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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