Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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