Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
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