using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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