ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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