How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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