what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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