Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
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