You're my little dorito
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
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