ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
What a dumb baby whore.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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