Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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