Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
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She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
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With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
You ate ashes out of my bong
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