Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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