i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
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i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
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So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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