clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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