Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
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