perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
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