Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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