jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Taylor Swift is so right about you.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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