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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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