But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
Just woke up to Siri reminding me that i need to kill the giant orange spider in my room, because it's sorcery and witchcraft is sacrilegious. Did you give me LSD again!?!??!
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