woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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