fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
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He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
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Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
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