you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
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