Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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