nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
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Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
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LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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