I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
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chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
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I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
Randomize