i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
is wine microwaveable?
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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