I hope my margaritas pass through security.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
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Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
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Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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