After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
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Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
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I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize