So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
this is an emotional support booty call
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
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