Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I think i peed on brittanys purse
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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