She was so drunk that I kept trying to switch out her wine for water. Sort of like Jesus, but in reverse.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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