You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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