Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
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Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
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Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
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