There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I just gift wrapped bread.
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
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