Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
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