You work out of a Hotel?
theres a dog humping me and im not going to stop it... i really need to get laid.
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
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i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
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