I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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