dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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