butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
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