Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
Randomize
